Nala

This is the worst dog I ever had.

She would run off, stay gone for days, and then at the most inopportune moment, I'd get a call from across the river and have to go pick her up. What's worse is that she was dominant so she'd take my other dogs with her.
Luckily she ran off and was adopted by some poor mormon orphans up the road.

I guess you could say I passed the buck.